Shotgun Application...
i got this new pair of gloves the other day. i love them. they have a kevlar panel that goes over the knuckles. hee hee hee! oh, they are sweet! getting the gloves required a little bit of an adrenaline rush however...
my buddy calls me and says, "hey, i've got the gloves, meet me at such and such location..." no problem, on my way... i'm about a half a mile off and i see a vehicle driving without its headlights on. i decide to go ahead and stop it, and tell my buddy to back me on the stop. i walk up to the car with every intention of giving the driver that, "dumbass, you forgot to turn on your headlights" speech (i had gotten a look at the occupants while i was turning around, all looked to be about 19-22). So i begin my speal when i look down and see a loaded banana clip for an SKS assault rifle sitting on this guy's lap... yeah.
i command the guy to throw me the clip, which he does, when my buddy shows up. Now this cop is a lightning rod. He also happens to be one of the best shots with any gun in the state. He quickly sees what's going on and grabs his shotgun. i see this and think, "hey! good idea, i'm going to run and grab my shot-... nevermind."
We clear the car and secure the occupants. No rifle is found. Driver says its at his house. So i run these guys and they both come back in the system as being career criminals with previous charges for armed robbery. No convictions... yet. Unbelievable. Crazy thing was... other than issuing a ticket for driving at night with no headlights, there wasn't anything i could charge them with. There was a rather length stern lecture about driving with a loaded banana clip on your lap.
Seven hours later, (its always an hour before the shift ends!) i wind up taking a 22 year old to jail for her 3rd DUI in the past 2 years. Second time in a week that i have taken someone to jail with 3 or more DUIs. Someone explain to me why these people are still driving? The last guy was the only one who didn't go to the hospital from the wreck he caused... yeah...
my buddy calls me and says, "hey, i've got the gloves, meet me at such and such location..." no problem, on my way... i'm about a half a mile off and i see a vehicle driving without its headlights on. i decide to go ahead and stop it, and tell my buddy to back me on the stop. i walk up to the car with every intention of giving the driver that, "dumbass, you forgot to turn on your headlights" speech (i had gotten a look at the occupants while i was turning around, all looked to be about 19-22). So i begin my speal when i look down and see a loaded banana clip for an SKS assault rifle sitting on this guy's lap... yeah.
i command the guy to throw me the clip, which he does, when my buddy shows up. Now this cop is a lightning rod. He also happens to be one of the best shots with any gun in the state. He quickly sees what's going on and grabs his shotgun. i see this and think, "hey! good idea, i'm going to run and grab my shot-... nevermind."
We clear the car and secure the occupants. No rifle is found. Driver says its at his house. So i run these guys and they both come back in the system as being career criminals with previous charges for armed robbery. No convictions... yet. Unbelievable. Crazy thing was... other than issuing a ticket for driving at night with no headlights, there wasn't anything i could charge them with. There was a rather length stern lecture about driving with a loaded banana clip on your lap.
Seven hours later, (its always an hour before the shift ends!) i wind up taking a 22 year old to jail for her 3rd DUI in the past 2 years. Second time in a week that i have taken someone to jail with 3 or more DUIs. Someone explain to me why these people are still driving? The last guy was the only one who didn't go to the hospital from the wreck he caused... yeah...
posted by Ida125 at 10:44 AM
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You need to call before the holidays.
R,Q &B's M&D
T....call us...RQ&Toodles M&D
you shot your partner? QR&B'sD
uuuupdate :) !
changed my address:
allthemadnessoftheworld.blogspot.com
:)
happy holidays!
So it has been almost a full month since you updated... you aren't returning text messages... I know that you are still living, dad says he worked an incident with you... update already!!!!
She's mythological....a creature invisible in the snow. The boys were right....Q B&R's D
Where o where has Gunsmoke gone? No witty ramblings for our reading pleasure. Not fallen off the end of the world we hope.
Hey hotstuff! You goin to update us on your trip to NY and everything else!!!! I mean come on.. if you aren't going to respond to text messages, voicemails, and etc you really oughtta update here!!!
Love you babe!!!!!
Are you dead :p?
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